Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Mat

Fucking things

I love matting things

by Sillybiddy October 13, 2019

Mats

ugly ass nigga that has A.D.H.D. he likes to eat his own fucking boogers. he also likes to smoke, he gets his joints by sucking off elder classmates, did i forget to mention? he is gay. he also looks like a fusion between a racoon and donald trump

person 69"that faggot is so annoying! all he does is suck off Dennis!"
person 420"you mean Mats?"

by GaresHater March 6, 2018

Mats

Mats is the best name ever!

He has the best name ever, Mats!

by Hauceygcybeycqb October 11, 2018

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

Mat

Mat is pronouns in Malaysia culture.But it's for teenagers only.You can call anybody mat here.

Mat where are you goin? let's have some coffee lah

by not a fat bitch November 22, 2021

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021