The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025
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Past tense: Malinak’d
Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
Past tense: Malinak’d
Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”
“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”
“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025
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Get the matthew maynard mug.anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!
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Get the john maynard mug.A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.
Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
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