The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025
Get the Maynard'smug.