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loona

A talented, twelve member, k-pop girl group under BBC Entertainment. Their name is stylized as LOOΠΔ. There are three subunits in the group, LOOΠΔ 1/3, Odd Eye Circle, and one that is currently unnamed.
Loona is so talented, I could listen to the members solo songs everyday!
by Emma Lagoona May 29, 2018
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Detroit Lions

Mistakenly listed as the worst franchise in NFL History. Only known for performances in last few decades, never given consideration for the above average performances for the other approximately 60 years of franchise history.
Franchises considered to be worse, starting from the worst:

Cardinals-First from Chicago, then St. Louis, then, Phoenix, now Arizona. Most losses. In their 80 years of existance... 8 playoff appearances. No one wants them.

Saints-AKA 'Aints'. Only recently have their performance turned around, thanks to Drew Brees.

Texans-Haven't been around that long, but their performance is still horrible other than VERY recent. Worst winning percentage at 33.3%.

Falcons-Despite recent performances and their famed 1977 defense. Nothing. Riddled with losing seasons and scandals.

Bengals-No Championships, losing record. Only 12 winning seasons of 40.

Buccaneers-Home of the FIRST defeated team 0-14. Second Worst Win Percentage 39.3%. Their only Superbowl win is considered a fluke.

Bills-They missed the Superbowl win four times in a row.

Seahawks-No championships even with a great coach. Only team to go to the playoffs with a losing record.

Detroit Lions-Not the best team, but not the worst. With four championships although many, many years ago. Failures to win in the playoffs except once since 1957, and of course no Superbowls. Even if they are the few to yet win one, and to have a defeated season 0-16. I feel, though, the Lions are emerging from the abyss to become a contender for decades to come.

I would list a site which gives extremely detailed and accurate information, but it's cold hard football facts dot com. hint hint.
by just.another.guy July 12, 2012
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Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.
"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."
by erinn windsor April 16, 2009
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Looksdigger

Much like a golddigger this is a person who carelessly pursues romantic partners that only fit a specific level of attractiveness, rather than a specific level of wealth, in their ongoing quest to claim status with their peers. AKA Facedigger, a woman that dates photogenic males only to show off on Facebook.

Modern-day females have taken on this tendency due to new economic freedoms and artificially widened pools of beta male supporters aka "beta orbiters." Theory goes that easy access to jobs and a favorable judicial system have given the average female the ability to choose mates based on raw genetic potential rather than through the market pressure of the economy. Often an extreme form of female narcissism. For instance a "badboy" in a Looksdigger's mind is simply a male model they cannot possess.

Looksdigging is cited by talkbackers as one of the more insidious results of new wave Feminism. Looksdiggers often submit themselves en mass to a few choice men while being unswayed by monetary offers from the remaining men. aka Pareto "20% of the guys @#$! 80% of the females"

Also blamed for increasing the pool of undesirable men known as Omegas and their involuntary celibacy - see "incel, PUAHate.com" Tangentially blamed for sudden upticks in violence. Theory goes women find hopping from choice mate to choice mate easier than men aka "cock carousel" thus encouraging violent tendencies in the unwanted men. see "serial monogamy, Hypergamy, aka hell on earth"
"Why are all the men online creepers and losers! I just want a nice guy who will treat me right!" - some average chick age 19-37 after a night of clicking through facebook likes and online dating emails Looksdigging for a hot guy.

Looksdigger Translation - "I've been ignoring the hundreds of messages from men on my online dating profile and the thousands of guys when I'm out at bars/clubs/bookstores while I seek out a gorgeous 6'5 surfer businessman rap star who I will sleep with - without rubbers - behind the back of my current boyfriend, who is a 6'5 surfer businessman rap star that hogs the TV remote."
by ThaPickupArtist January 16, 2013
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loonasexual

is only attracted to the members of the kpop Loona group who are very talented and beautiful <3
person 1: ,,don't come near me i am loonasexual aweonao

person 2: sorry, i'm loonasexual
by ctinnie6 October 30, 2020
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Bloody Loins

a name for animal meat that you eat
but only used to bother vegetarians who still have a pregnant conscience and are insecure about their choice to eat meat

also, it could be a british person talking about loins
Garry! these are the best bloody loins I've had all year!
by Munk_Hughes March 13, 2011
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Like it sounds. Also the name of a song by the band called Analy Inserted Angle Grinders from Dominic College in Tasmania, Australia.
OMFG YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE(Insert chewbacca noise here).
by Some guy from Dominic College. September 29, 2008
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