Sling Lizard 

To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.

I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.

Sling Lizard by For Real Fan December 27, 2011

Lock Lizard 

a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.

Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"

Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"

Lock Lizard by Normie38 October 18, 2020

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock by thesquidge July 19, 2009

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Best band of all time

Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard by Nicktendo69Lmao March 6, 2022

pit lizard 

Your local dirt track slut who’s after whatever driver, or crew, she can get with that week. Her main objective is to leave with a driver.

There she goes again, off with another driver. Damn pit lizard.

pit lizard by RacingQueen17 May 23, 2018

race the lizard 

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

race the lizard by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

drain the lizard 

To take a piss (males)

Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard

drain the lizard by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003