lizard kiss

a closed mouth kiss where one of the kissers quickly juts their tongue into the mouth of the other kisser and then quickly pulls it out.

I never expected it but she gave me a lizard kiss.

by melchdog April 30, 2011

Lizard Booty

It's a diease that has stricken all nationalities with no discretion. When a person has zero or negative booty. Their ass resembles a Lizard Booty. All tail and no booty.

1. Hey bro did you see that girl. She had some serious lizard booty going on.

2.((((( = nice booty
///// = lizard booty

3. Donna why are you wearing those shapeups? They wont cure your lizard booty.

by Optimus Prime #15 October 18, 2010

Lizard dick

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.

Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.

by AlexWilson October 27, 2009

LIZARD LIFE

A song by rockers, ZZ TOP; The difference in life styles between the Illuminati elite,and just an average old billionaire family; the life the BUSH,ROTHSCHILDES,ROCKEFELLERS AND MELLONS live on the taxes of American citizens;Lying on a rock,tongue extended, awaiting the first insect of the day.

Damn,those Rockyfelders and Shrubs,sho` know how to live it up on the money dat dey steel from workin` Americans don`t dey Buford?

by Nat Hawthorne November 19, 2003

lizard kinging

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.

My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.

by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017

lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.

Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh

by Willy Wig September 23, 2014

Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

by They are out there. June 15, 2013