listen bitch

"Listen Bitch," The Phrase you hear before SHIT GETS REAL!

"Listen bitch, Stay the fuck away from..."

by Kitty_From.Hell October 11, 2014

Listermints

Slang for Listerine Pocket Paks, those paper mints that melt when you put them on your tongue.

After eating his abuela's famous menudo, Juan was in dire need of some Listermints.

by Conley Jones July 4, 2007

listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.

Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*

by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008

lieutenant danchez

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.

Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”

by Al Dolfski May 22, 2018

Lieutenant Dan

Forrest Gump's army buddy.

"Noooo, lieutenant Dan don't go!!

by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019

listence

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

lishtish

Her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard if you know what I mean ;) . She’s so kind and sweet but she could be a little bitchy if you’re mean to her. Everyone likes her body which is weird!

Bro lishtish just posted on insta
Wow she looks fire
Damn mami could get it

Yea facts

by thiccYbliCky July 30, 2019