Limpie

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.

Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"

by lunchgroup May 10, 2011

Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

limpclit

When a female drinks excessively and is not interested in or lacks the ability to become sexually aroused or perform.

Damn gir' you got too wasted and limpclit on me to get up on this dick wit that.

by Zandally May 12, 2015

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

lipylips

“lipylips” lips that are attractive and seducing in a way no other lips are. These lips are also preferably big and juicy.

The girl from last night had some nice lipylips.

by babygirl 🎀 April 7, 2021

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022