Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010

lebanon

actually.. lebanon is less known as the most fucking redneck town in southwest virginia. it sweats george bush, rifles, and wranglers. its wanna be rich trailor trash. they live their lives wishing they were from abingdon.. a slightly less redneck in the area. lebanon high is a joke. they come to abingdon high with their fucking pioneer and get laughed at.

driving down the main street i see NOTHING just consignment shops and churches.

by 07bitches May 3, 2005

Lebanon

Israel's etch-a-sketch

Israeli General: Lebanon is rebuilding, time to blow the shit out of it again.

by whitemarley October 13, 2010

lebanese

coy way of saying "lesbian" in public.

(referencing two women at a bar touching and kissing...)

Barfly 1: I didn't know they are "lebanese"?!?

Barfly 2: Yeah they've been scissoring for years now.

by brklyn4 September 28, 2008

LebaronLX

Likes getting into *Trouble*

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Lebanese Lunch

Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina

Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?

by Jaboi67 July 3, 2018

lebanese pussy tamer

1. That's that arab nigga that tames all them infidel pussies.
2. One who is of arab descent who makes infidel pussies drip by taking his arabconda out.

Yo, Joji101 is straight up one of them motherfuckin lebanese pussy tamers, son!

by sand_nigga January 23, 2005