Fields Landing 

A very cold small town in California right on the bay. consits of crazy people, old people, few kids, a small post office, ampartments, drug dealers, and some docks.

fields landing is the perfect place for enternal punishment.

Fields Landing by S.B.U.S.D.#12 April 27, 2011

landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

landing the deal by Siddalee February 7, 2003

Lacing Up 

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.

Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.

Lacing Up by Us People June 11, 2006

Kemps Landing Magnet School 

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.

People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.

Kemps Landing Magnet School by you'll never know. December 24, 2008

landing strip 

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

landing strip by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

landing strip 

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

landing strip by Dan February 21, 2005

landing pad hifi

Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJ’s, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!

Right now is a special time for all kinds of music. Any thing you might want to hear you can. Just Listen.

landing pad hifi by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005