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ketchup packet 

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
ketchup packet by Druskeet December 2, 2007
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A city in Idaho where author Ernest Hemingway lived and committed suicide. Ben Lee, an awesome Australian artist, wrote a song called "Ketchum" on his album "Something to Remember Me By" which is based off of Hemingway's suicide.
Hemingway, an American author of the Lost Generation, is buried in a cemetery in Ketchum, Idaho.
Ketchum by Velocilover January 16, 2010

sideways ketchup bomb 

when you stick a bottle of ketchup in a girls vagina then take a needle and shove it up your penis hole. After this has been done you fuck her until ketchup starts to come out vagina. Then grab all the ketchup that has came out and smackk her sideways across the face.
cory:what did you do last night?

nick: me and my girl did a sideways ketchup bomb.

cory: aw sick!

Ketchup Face 

A Ketchup Face is a person who has a very pale white face with big red lips, usually a skinny teen.
Look at that little kid over there, he's such a ketchup face!
Ketchup Face by Spencer Deane June 25, 2008

ketchup cooch 

man, my dick looked like a twizzler when i took it out of her ketchup cooch
ketchup cooch by Michael Ferry March 13, 2007

Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.
"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."
Ketchup Guy by juicefang September 26, 2009

ketchup squirter 

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will
guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing