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Definitions by juicefang

Man-Handle 

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.
I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!
Man-Handle by juicefang August 4, 2021

Flaccidware 

Software that does not work
Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware
Flaccidware by juicefang October 9, 2019
To perform cunnilingus on a female, with the knowledge that the favor will not be returned in any form.
"Dude that chick is so hot, I would karch her for sure!"
Karch by juicefang March 23, 2010

Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.
"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."
Ketchup Guy by juicefang September 26, 2009