juicefang's definitions

Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.

"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."

by juicefang September 26, 2009

Karch

To perform cunnilingus on a female, with the knowledge that the favor will not be returned in any form.

"Dude that chick is so hot, I would karch her for sure!"

by juicefang March 23, 2010

Flaccidware

Software that does not work

Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware

by juicefang October 9, 2019

Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.

I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!

by juicefang August 4, 2021