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Knee Hugger

The act of taking a shit that is so painful that you literally hug your knees and pray to god the shit will end.
Man 1: "Oh god i have to go drop a deuce. it feels like its gonna be a knee hugger."

Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."

Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."
by Ezekial Smith February 4, 2012
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Harder than a goats knee

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.
1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.
by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010
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horn knee

Adjective - A phrase that describes when one is acting as if they had a horn in their knee. One who is "horn knee" is being whiny and unpleasant.
Guy: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: Fuck you, creep.
Guy: Jesus Christ, somebody's horn knee or something!!!
Girl: ...O...Kay...
by djbigdildobilbobaggins April 10, 2015
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knee knocker

A term, which came about in the 1800's, however became popular with soldiers in the Second World War.

A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.

The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.

This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.

Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.
Grandfather: "Whats the name of that young lady you went to the movies with last night?"
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
by Bucko_NZ November 28, 2007
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take a knee

Nikki: I'm stuffed from this buffet. I'm taking a knee then going back for dessert!
Jenz: Great idea Nikki Niner, you are sooooo smart, and accurate too!
by Nikki Niner May 9, 2005
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Knee deep in shit

Man, when your ol' lady fines out you been messing around on her, you'll be knee deep in shit.
by Captain Cheesewhiz February 21, 2012
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Kneegrow

Is when your knee is growing.
Ahhh I'm having a Kneegrow .
by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014
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