kanklesauresrex

An extremely rare animal that resides in the kankles usually surviving off the the food that the fat person drops down their shirt. Usually they rape the person they live in and move on to the next victim. They refuse to live in the kankles of black people. Some believe they were behind 9/11 plot

OMG Shannen theres a kanklesauresrex in your leg.
Anna smells like kanklesauresrex.

by mecrabbb August 5, 2008

Kanking

To masturbate in someones presence with out them knowing.

VZ was kanking it to Jessica while drinking mimosas with her at Cyclones

by VZmakesUPwords February 7, 2014

kankles

kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.

Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.

by cutenkooky June 6, 2004

Kankles

When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.

James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!

by jim = chunky November 25, 2003

Kankles

Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.

'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'

by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008

krankion

Picking someone elses fanny hair with your mouth.

I hate you. I hope your boyfriend gives you a krankion.

by Ganzo James October 12, 2010

krankenstache

When a person takes a bump of their favorite powder (usually meth, but can also be cocaine or china white), and some falls on their top lip or mustache. Severe cases can resemble a "milk mustache". Pronounced like "crank-in-stash".

"Bro, wipe off that krankenstache before your girl comes in the room."

"Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets for me."
"Why?"
"You are wearing a krankenstache around in public; I feel you may be holding."

by Goat Head January 15, 2014