koof

1. to kill jokes consistantly.

Oops I pulled a koof.

by Bobby1987 June 24, 2005

koonin

a very hairy person, that when they get old, thier body hair turns grey, so thier chest takes a racoon- like appearance

yo that brotha so hairy and old, he be koonin

by J- money November 21, 2005

koof

A word that I created one night. It's un-questionably the greatest word of all-time.

Koof! - Me

by Scooter July 3, 2004

koof

To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.

Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.

Not to be confused with queef.

Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.

by phantom oddity August 12, 2004

koofy

An ill fitted cap most likely purchased at Lids.

Yo nigga check out my new koofy, shit is fresh to death; or KOOFY SMACK!

by TONI MOHAWFER April 18, 2006

koont

A Koont is a male queef. It is caused by friction and the air that comes out of the anus.

"He did me so hard up the butt I Koonted"
"I was tossing his salad and he Koont right in my face"

by Sally411911 January 12, 2008

Koofer

A Koofer is someone who kicks a pidgeon. A Koof on the other hand is the noise a pidgeon makes when it is kicked, usually by a Koofer, HARD.

Koof! I the Koofer just Koofed the Koof outta that Koof machine!

by CompareTheMeerkatz July 24, 2009