Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011

by Winderfouls March 8, 2022

by penguins209 March 12, 2015

ok wait WHAT
me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!
I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.
by Joey Koala October 14, 2007

An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017
