cliche kitty

A cute little kitten running through a field of dandelions. Is sometimes seen being chased by a pair of Domo-kuns.

Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.

by Haikala Hae June 05, 2004

Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

by Preacher-Man November 08, 2013

meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.

When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".

by Steph796 October 10, 2008

Kitty Jung

A petite asian porn star. Though flat chested and innocent looking she can "handle" any "thing" that "comes" her way.
(wink wink). Born in Cali, her nick name was given to her by an experienced adult star that thought it suited her cute/innocent appearance.

Dude, I'd give my left arm to do a movie with Kitty Jung!

by WhiteNhorny December 21, 2009

release the kitties

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.

When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

by Bottom Ford, Esq January 30, 2012

Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.

I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!

by lyjoek February 12, 2011

Kitty Abortion

1. Any abortion performed on a slutty kitty.

2. Any type of extremely cute abortion.

1. Cat, stop being such a whore or I'll have to get you a kitty abortion.

2. I had my hair, nails, and makeup done at the spa before I came into the clinic because I wanted it to be a kitty abortion.

by Flossie T. McSluttypants August 25, 2011