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A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.
Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.

Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....
Kaiser by kcma May 10, 2011
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a chinese too smart to live on this planet. very yellow and very irritating due to all the times he will coorect while you're talking. he is a very hatefull person and will probably take over the world when the time is right.
he is too kaier
or

Heil kaier
kaier by therealbillcosby September 26, 2015

Kariella 

A smart, beautiful, and quirky girl. She's somewhat of a bookworm, and loves to be lost in fantasies. She's also a hard-core gamer, and always like to win. She's lovable and adorable, and if you break her heart she'll break your face.
Guy 1: Woah who's that girl over there?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Kariella, the best gamer in town!
Kariella by Peridot The Clod November 21, 2018

Kaiser Chiefs

A "wacky" indie pop group from Leeds with about as much depth as the shallow end of a paddling pool. Were previously a garage rock group called Parva but became Kaiser Chiefs when they realised copying American rock wasn't earning them any fans or credibility. Hence, they decided to copy 90s Brit rock instead. Against all odds have become hugely popular, probably due to the fact the NME spent every other issue hyping them up. Consistently use amazing and often poignant lyrics to comment on everyday British life, such that would rival the wit of Morrissey eg "Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one" Despite their lack of song writing skills everyone seems to love them. Fans defend them because they are apparently just cheeky lads making good indie pop music, however, The Futureheads manage to do this far more brilliantly. Some may question the integrity of the band, especially when one reads that Ricky Wilson claims he would "wank of a tramp for success"
"ohhhh, and my parents love me...na na na na na na na"
Kaiser Chiefs by oh stella July 15, 2005
A loud-mouthed fruitcake.
Don't be a Kasean....nobody will like you.
Kasean by anncon March 22, 2012

kaien memmer 

A real hot nigga that be sucking your mom every night. Very satanic and is possible a neo nazi, you can tell if their a "Kaien Memmer" if they draw swasticas and love 666.
Remmember those white supremacists? Their such kaien memmers.
kaien memmer by PepperBoi69 October 5, 2017