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Tardashian

Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.
Nice move, Tardashian.

Did you see what Chloe did? What a Tardashian.
by Tardashians May 30, 2012
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Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.
I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!
by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018
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Kardashawhore

The proper last name of the Kardashian sister whores who, in an incredible leap of backward evolution, actually have less brain cells and more ass cells than our cavemen ancestors.

Amazingly, in a country that celebrates such moronic inbreds, they are known as celebrities. Well...at least black men seem to like them. Everyone else thinks they're disgusting.
"Hey man, do you think Kim Kardashian is hot?"

"No. I hate that Kardashawhore. I'm white dude!"

"Oh yeah. What about Taylor Lautner?"

"That's a guy dude."
by Future328 October 5, 2009
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The Kardashians Of

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "
Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.
by Julebug123 April 15, 2015
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Khardasianed out

Tired of the khardasians or however you spell it
Y’all seen dem khardasians

Yeah I’m bout khardasianed out
by spidermanmonkeyfoot April 6, 2022
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Kardashiantics

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.
Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).
by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008
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the kardashians

a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.
The Kardashians are a family of sluts and future skanks not including the conservative father.

I love the Kardashians, mainly because they make my prostitute family look normal. btw great show!
by Kiera Ogburn March 15, 2008
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