Ralph Johnson

A Ralph Johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. This name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy's johnson. Hence, Ralph Johnson.

Dude, Sarah gave me a Ralph Johnson last night.

That's fucking sick, bro.

by Cuntflap McTittlewitty May 27, 2009

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Silky Johnson

A Playa Hater played by Dave Chappelle on Chappelle's Show that attends the Playa Hater's Ball. Is the Playa Hater for 2002 and 2003.

I've heard her(Kelly Osbourne) song Papa Don't Preach. I've got a song for her it's called Daughta Don't Sing- Silky Johnson

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

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pee wee johnson

one who acts like a chandler.

COLE YOU ARE SUCH A PEE WEE JOHNSON

by alvin yakamorieyi May 22, 2009

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Former governor of New Mexico, one of those old old style conservative types. Might be the guy who is going to end up replacing Ron Paul as that third party/independent libertarian you always see on the Internet.

Google Gary E. Johnson, fools.

Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.

by EpicPrediction August 24, 2009

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magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

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