Frosted Jim

When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.

“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”

by Hol@ September 29, 2021

Jim Tam

A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.

Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.

"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."

by JimmyTrollpop August 30, 2016

Jim Story

(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.

Jim Story:

Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."

by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010

frostie jim

When you pew in a condom then freeze it and the a girl uses it like a dildo

Bob: so what did you and amy do last night

Ryan: well I gave her a frostie jim

by How are you guys doing June 13, 2018

Frozen Jim

The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.

"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"

by thatoneman42069 May 17, 2022

Jim Kelly

Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.

Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.

Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!

by Lenny Kravitz May 26, 2006

Jim Morrison

the most beautiful, intelligent, philosophical, poetic soul in the history of this fucking universe. aka the lizard king, he was also an artist in his own right. a poet, philosopher, writer, director, lyricist/singer, sexy greek god, my inspiration. if he was still alive, i'd pay a million bucks just to watch him eat cheerios. he's on par with my spiritual father Frank Zappa. Jim Morrison, a musical god, a god in general. a greek dyonisus incarnate. i can go on forever. i can't even put into words how this man has changed my perspective on the world and life. if i had to pick which one to save, my dog or jim, it would totally be mr. mojo risin.

sorry noodles.

Random Chick: "you like Jim Morrison?"

Me: (talking for 2 hours straight about how much i love him and how he's infiltrated my soul better than any "God" ever could.)

by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010