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jerk circle

When a group of the male species groups in a circular form and jerks off. Usually used as an insult to guys who hang out closly to one another.
Zach and Erica were in the jerk circle even though Erica does not have a penis.
by Bishop January 27, 2004
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jerk pizza

n. Also known as dionysian jerk pizza. A ritual pie, ordered and delivered from dominoes or pizza hut by low-IQ and young men who are collectively insecure about their sexuality and who are members of a 20th-21st century phenomena called "Fraternities" (otherwise known as "places of institutionalized date-rape"). These men are typically the sons of wealthy imperialists who made their fortunes off the backs of immigrant labor. The pie or pizza is used as an initiation tool by the older of the young men. The youngest initiates in the group are forced to stand around the pizza and stroke their penises until semen ejaculates from their ramrods and covers the pie. Then the last initiate to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie. Many a sociological study have pondered why the last to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie, since most in the fraternity caste system tend to frown upon "one minute miracles" when it comes to ejaculating in a female. How this behavior continues to be encouraged by fraternity men has baffled scientists and philosophers alike for the last two centuries.
"Make that freshman fuckhead eat the jerk pizza dude! Huh Huh Ha Ha!"
by FTD May 24, 2005
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jerk it out

A song by The Caesars on the new ipod shuffle commercial.
I just downloaded jerk it out onto my ipod.
by Mana May 13, 2005
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Jerk from memory

To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.
Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
by haz-devil July 20, 2010
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jerka jerka jihad

When I get off of work, I'm going to jerka jerka jihad.
by StickStickly May 20, 2011
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jerek ulvstal

hes an ogre that likes onions, farting, and being gay
"hey jerek ulvstal why are you shoving an onion in your ass
by jerek shrek June 3, 2020
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sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high
I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.
by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006
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