Jacko

Is a person who is solid and funny

You bro your such a jacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Post facto jacko

Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum

Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?

Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!

by sorrycharly October 19, 2010

jackoolito

A boy who is fond of masturbating.
(suffix -ito means "small")

I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!!

by Morbz January 15, 2009

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006

Jackophobia

1. The fright and unmoving fear of losing the girl of your dreams (Jackie).

2. The Fear of being separated from Jackie

3. Christopher's fear of losing Jackie the girl he loves more than anything

Chris has a jackophobia which bothers him almost everyday.

by WilsonBear123 October 21, 2010

jacknut

A game, invented by me, for couples to play while driving together. It is a simple game, somewhat like slugbug or punchbuggy, but has a fun twist. When they are on the road, they will notice some drivers doing stupid, dangerous, and illegal things (these people are called Jacknuts). When they see these rediculous acts of traffic moronism, they must try to identify whether the Jacknut in question is male or female. If able to determine this, then the game proceeds as follows: When the Jacknut is a male, the woman gets to punch the man. When the Jacknut is a female, the man gets to punch the woman. Don't forget to say "Jacknut" when you punch your significant other (only in the arm, of course). That is Jacknut. It is a simple yet entertaining game which you will never grow tired of playing and since the world is full of horrible drivers, you will have an endless supply of Jacknuts. Spread the word about Jacknut and get out into traffic and start playing!

This was a boring drive until we started playing Jacknut!

by jacknut January 9, 2012