Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss
“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”
by kthebadbitchb March 03, 2019
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Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews
Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!
by Wilamaral July 23, 2013
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Can of bees

The new under the radar way of referring to weed when you have authority around.

Just don't say it too fast.
1)"Hey man we're gonna open a can of bees at lunch today you in?"

2)Bill and ted were jammin out to a can of bees.
by noodlemcswag January 13, 2011
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canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.
eew canned reebals are gross.
by chad cooper April 23, 2008
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can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.
that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.
by cookie137 August 11, 2011
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Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.
by Skidaddy September 16, 2018
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Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.
I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.
by gobblerhaha September 01, 2009
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