hoffice

noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".

Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"

by guruwong August 13, 2005

Hobface

Someone who likes having sex with animals is two faced and a liar.

Also likes having sex with small elephants

Kayla tripped me
Yeah I know she's a total hobface

by lizzchick September 21, 2011

evan hoffman

Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.

Evan Hoffman is the biggest hoe at our school.

by Boone exposed September 15, 2018

The Dustin Hoffman

When you bang a girls asshole with your nose

I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus

Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman

by Javster Gonzalez October 17, 2008

heffalet

Is a unisexual affectionate term of endearment, often between very cute and plump persons. Can be abbreviated to heffa. Can be pronounced as heffuh.

You so cute heffalet! or You so cute heffa!

by Jorge Cosgayon November 10, 2008

hoff'd

When you show up to work and somehow screw over your co-workers

Wow Bart, Mitch really hoff'd you today by not helping you!

by 821 December 21, 2007

Hoffed

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

by HannahBanana May 17, 2007