Hide behind the fence

Working man’s Kath

Why do you hide behind your shed

In silence

To listen to me singing to myself

Why do you watch me from the windows

Why are you gonna get cctv to keep watch on my garden … this is seriously creepy and these words left your mouth …

Why if it was you … kinda feels it was …

Bad translator …

Will your obsession ever stop

Stalker girl … stalker boy ..

You need to forget this place and just hook up together …

Kindred fucking spirits

Hide behind the fence …

I actually can’t put life into words anymore

It clearly incites people and encourages them further and further and further ..

Anyone would think you like err wanted me to kill myself ???

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

The Hide

The hide is a gesture made when you're embarassed. You put your hands in front of your face and hide from the person you're speaking to. You may use other things to hide yourself, such as pillows or behind things.

*says something embarassing*
*does the hide*

by shwSie February 22, 2008

Hideo Nomo

After ejaculating into one's own hand. You then wind up, as a pitcher would, and throw your seed at a woman, hopefully hitting her right in the face. Named after the MLB Pitcher Hideo Nomo who has a famous windup.

After that guy beat off in his hand he threw it at that girl and nailed her in the face. Wow, I can't believe he Hideo Nomo'd her.

by David Sherman Jr. August 16, 2006

hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011

hide the eel in the cave

This is a slang term for having sex in the hot tub, pool, shower or tub.

Instead of going to the after prom party, Roy and Julie played hide the eel in the cave in the hot tub.

by K Joyce October 20, 2012

Strip Hide and Seek

The beautiful combination of childhood nostalgia and nudity.

Minimum of two players. Seeker looks for one or more seekees. Seekee gives up article upon being found. Any seekees who remain hidden after 6 minutes may keep clothing. Switch places and repeat until someone's naked.

Dude, I played Strip Hide and Seek when I was at Mary's last week. It was awesome.

Nice dude. Must've made you feel like a little kid again.

Pretty much. And people got naked. So it was exactly like being a little kid again.

by moviepyro512 August 6, 2011

Hide and go get some

A simple game of Hide and Go seek with a goal to find the opposite sex and have your way with them.

Those FINE ass sloresover there wanna go play a game of hide and go get some.

by Musiah August 17, 2006