she cool, she's not ugly she's just hideous that all, she likes turtles and uses plastic straws.she funny as fuck. she my best fren. and she's Mexican which makes her hilarious
by obesa December 19, 2019
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Get the Helena mug.This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.
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John Kerry if elected.
John Kerry if elected.
"If John Kerry is elected" said John Edwards at a campaign stop, "then the lame will walk." I guess that means the latest campaign promise is that Kerry will become a healer if elected.
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Get the healer mug.Helena is a unique name. People called Helena are all different from each other. No two Helena's are the same. Helena's can be fat, thin, stupid, clever, loving, nasty, loved, hated. Helena is just a name. But Helena's tend to look OK on the outside but on the inside want to die. Helena's can be mature when needed but lots of the time angry, violent, childish. Helena's talk a lot and when they are passionate about something or someone that will be all they can think about. Helena's get hurt and bullied but everything is blamed on them. Helena's just want love and peace. But then again, Helena is just a name and anyone with any name can be something different or the same. So just remember, your name DOES NOT DEFINED YOU!
Girl 1- " there is a new girl called Helena! Lets make her feel useless and blame it all on her
Girl 2-" Yeah then we can act like we care about her when we could get into trouble!!!
Both-" YEAH!!!"
Girl 2-" Yeah then we can act like we care about her when we could get into trouble!!!
Both-" YEAH!!!"
by Helena-in-lovexoxo May 31, 2019
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Person 1: Hey dude! I totally just got into a relationship with helena!
Person 2: Cool! She's pretty nice, but she is also such a snob! Watch out!
Person 3: Yah. I heard she never cries! Like, she doesn't have feelings!
Person 1: I know. But she is confident, and that's definetly a turn on!
Person 2: Cool! She's pretty nice, but she is also such a snob! Watch out!
Person 3: Yah. I heard she never cries! Like, she doesn't have feelings!
Person 1: I know. But she is confident, and that's definetly a turn on!
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