Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014

Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

headitation

The act of meditation while performing oral sex.

Nellie seems so relaxed now that she has had her morning headitation.

by aredrush4u April 22, 2016

Handicap Shit

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.

Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."

by Big J Fly July 26, 2016

Handitizer

Shorten word for Hand Sanitizer. I think a better description.

Would you like to use my handitizer after all the hands you had to shake?

by luvbtllulllLluvbtl February 10, 2017

handicocked

when someone is penetrated so hard they are left paralysed for life,

i want him to leave me handicocked and leave my ass in a state and a half

by invisaboy March 23, 2017