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"i fate haggots"
"u stanky ass homophobic bitch"

by bribri May 26, 2022

Haggin

a mizture between chillin' n hangin' n doin bad ass shit n b-in' sexy bitches n doin whatever you want without respecting authority

"dude seriously, call in sick to work so we can straight hag it tonight."

"we're gettin booze and girls, you know what that means right?"
"it means we be steady haggin'!"

by kw00dy March 27, 2011

Hagging

When a young man attempts to hook up with much older women.

Derek, I am so horny for an old sea hag right now. Let's go hagging at the nursing home. I want a granny with a wrinkled cooch!

by Bolton June 26, 2009

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 23, 2008

haggis

wee haggis is a wee scottish legend.

wee heegis bee the weey!!

do you seel heegis?

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005

Haggot

A girl who only hangs out with gay men. But she likes straight guys. (Kinda. She secretly wants the gay ones.)

Most High School Girls can be called a Haggot.

by hickboy1298 December 18, 2009