Goonsick

The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.

Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.

by obscurityc April 14, 2024

goonscrolling

Related to gooning, Goonscrolling is when one repetitively refreshes and scrolls through different apps and websites to find the best pictures and videos to goon to.

Person 1:yo, hop on the game right now!
Person 2:nah bro I'm deep into the Goonscrolling

by Alojoti April 21, 2024

goonscrolling

The act of gooning while scrolling porhub shorties.
Similar to doomscrolling or boonscrolling.

I spent last night goonscrolling till' 4 in the morning.

by Goongod123 April 22, 2024

goonscrolling

Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.

Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…

by Uk911 April 24, 2024

Goonscrolling

Scrolling on downbad instagram while hitting a nasty, sticky goonsesh with da boys.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks.

by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

Goonscrolling

Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks; he had no more cockshots left.

by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

Gonster

An awesome beverage made from 50%/50% Monster Energy Nitro, and Guinness stout.

Im bouta go make me a Gonster, brbs

by Pantie Thief894302 May 4, 2024