Grimp

Another word for "taint" or "chode." The area between your asshole and your nutsack.

I need to go shave my grimp. Your moms is comin' over tonight!

by Roget August 15, 2009

grimp

a fictitious word used to describe nearly any situation. Most often, grimp is used to replace the word 'fuck' in social settings where dropping the F-bomb isn't considered kosher.

"yeah, well grimp you man!" "I'm gunna grimp the hell out of you one of these times" "dude don't grimp me so hard, that hurts"

by Dr. MAW November 21, 2009

gimpyfisherman

One who joins forces with Bowser to wreck havoc on the sea

Gimpyfisherman used super rod. ... ... ... Not even a nibble!

by shippou and pals April 19, 2008

Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.

1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.

by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009

grumpy cowboy

Like the reverse cowgirl, but while doing reverse pushups.

Zach Statler: I gave that girl a sick grumpy cowboy last night, it was so good she made me wear a cowboy hat and boots.

by xbassistdoodx September 6, 2010

grippy grippy greengrass

A sexual being who is very wild and cant be tamed. loves the finer things in life and is a princess by nature. Can be found sniffing car sponges, blankets and other random items throughout the household. Also luhhhs dem blacksss. and likes to cream in her jeans

dang bro did you see the grippy grippy greengrass over there? she be looking a hot ass mess.

by jsonmyfeet November 3, 2013

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019