I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

by BasicAsian September 21, 2016

Girlfriend Goggles

Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles

When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.

"That chick over there is pretty hot"

"Nah not really"

"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."

by PMOSLICE January 11, 2010

Gilf hunter

Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.

I am a gilfhunter
We are gilfhunters
This is my gilfhunter
These are my gilfhunter's shoes

by Yes December 14, 2003

grief-tourism

to travel especially to visit the scene of a tragedy or disaster.

Some take the opportunity to do some grief-tourism with the occasion of the latest floods...

by al3cs January 21, 2007

girlfoe

A vindictive ex-girlfriend.

A current girlfriend who does spiteful things with the intention of harming you.

"My girlfoe Wendy slashed my tires last night."

by Scarlet Myth May 18, 2013

squad girlfriend

A community girlfriend where everybody obtains equal benefits, of which are mutually decided and agreed upon before the contract is officially signed. Said contract is in effect for any predetermined amount of time no less than 6 weeks and no more than 12 months

"Wow check out Amanda hanging out with the boys!"
"Yeah, she's a real squad girlfriend."

by ritbowling4L December 12, 2016

Half girlfriend

Having a female that you do relationship things with but you are not in a relationship with them. You can go hook up with other girls with no worries cause you're half single.
That's my half girlfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!

That's my half girlfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!

by Atticus100 April 10, 2020