Gatson

A Gatson boy is strong, confident,athletic, smart,handsome has great biceps and is always is making people laugh and smile.

A Gatson Girl is beautiful, sweet, caring, educated,giving, has a great body and is always willing to help someone in need.

"Look thats a Gatson he is so fine!"

"She is always helping people, because she's a Gatson"

by That what she said July 9, 2014

Goatshark

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.

by Tyler_has_sawyer_in_peepee May 27, 2018

I touch goats

"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.

Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"

The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...

Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.

Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'

Poster Two: You do what?!?

Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?

Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!

by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011

Pull a Gatsby

To throw a party only to mope about and not engage or interact with the guests. The intent of such an action is usually to set an unknowing trap for a long lost love.

Jeff decided to pull a Gatsby after Carol broke up with him. Poor bastard was trying to win her back with his Wii and awesome vinyl collection.

by Charlie Brown's Head May 12, 2011

Gay for Gatsby

A phrase used to describe the relationship between Nick and Gatsby in the famous book "The Great Gatsby", by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Can also be condensed to the acronym "GFG" when used to describe two guys that are very close.

"Look at them sitting together like that they look so close".
"Oooo! They're Gay for Gatsby! GFG!"

by Alecia Alessandra June 5, 2018

blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

by Fred Neck March 5, 2007

Goatsucker

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009