gock powder

Just like talcam powder for an irritated gock area.

I hope Jeff has a good supply of "gock powder" the way that boy sweats his fat gock has gotta be red and raw without a sprinkle of that good old "gock powder"

by Mr.Traxx February 12, 2009

gock

gay jock, ex:

-wears no-sleeve shirts at all times
( cut off )
-pretends to like sports and only drinks beer in the presence of potential gocks
-goes to the gym daily and visists the tanning regularly( 3-4 times a week )
-plays sports, but only to look at the other guys in the shower

Moving to anew school, its hard to meet new people. Where are the gyms, where are the clubs, and most importantly , where are the gocks?

by MrGock October 16, 2008

grocktologist

its the man thats the guy and no one can do shit about it god dammit!!!!!!!

grocktologist ohhhh ohhhhhhttt

by Kasper December 1, 2004

Gock

The fatty protruding area from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area on men.

Fat, usually older guys, but not necessarily, usually with a hairy belly and sometimes wear ribbed tank tops when they should never be seen in such an attire and their GOCK is clearly evident, yuk.

by roadsterboy August 4, 2009

Gork

A trait or part of someones personality. a gork is a person who is weird or strange but is also considered cool.

Person1: That girl is kind of weird but she is still cool.

Person 2: She is gorky.

by gorkygirl November 23, 2013

Gork

A person this is an idiot, asshole, dick sucker, clit licker, shit eater, and every insult you could imagine all in one.

You are a fucking gork!

by Taylachute January 31, 2010

Gock

A gock is a fatty's gut that has become so large it completely covers the cock. An elision of the words gut and cock. Gock.

His gock is so large you can't even see his cockatoo.

by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008