GOTEL

Acronym for Guardian of the English Language. A person dedicated to proper spelling, punctuation, grammar, and usage. A GOTEL will sometimes, on a discussion thread, leave a polite comment that corrects an error. A courteous GOTEL will avoid correcting a speaker in live conversation, but may gently hint at correct usage by employing the word or term properly. GOTELs are frequently found among the ranks of editors, teachers, and word-game enthusiasts.

As a dedicated GOTEL, I pointed out that the term 'just desserts' should properly be written 'just deserts,' as it refers to something justly deserved, not a slice of cheesecake which might be chosen for dessert after a meal.

by Zwieback June 25, 2019

goml

Get off my line

Her: why did you tell my bestfriend I didn’t like her
Me: girl goml

by Kk224 July 27, 2019

godelywinker

a fucked up british slang for an infection

Bruv, some chav gobbled me bullocks and i caught a godelywinker

by Challahboy420 August 4, 2020

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020

GOMFL

Long before the abbreviation meant "Get On My F***ing Level" it was and is currently used in emails by males over the age of 60 as an abbreviation for "Get Off My F***ing Lawn!" Most commonly used as a way to dismiss someone after a long series of incoherent insults. See example below.

"You wouldn't know your as* from a hot rock! Now GOMFL!"

by Dad Jokes Unlimited February 8, 2021

GOML

Get on my level

Damn Katrina doesn't give that sloppy jaloppy, Bitch needs to GOML

by Gomlfan May 14, 2021

Gomer

Once who acts gay or likes sucking massive dongs.

Noah is such gomer.

by blandpa November 18, 2021