Mini Giraffe 

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

Mini Giraffe by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

Sloppy Giraffe Neck 

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.

Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.

Sloppy Giraffe Neck by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015

Angry Giraffe 

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

Angry Giraffe by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

baby giraffe 

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude

baby giraffe by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021

French Giraffe 

The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.

You french giraffe

French Giraffe by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

inappropriate giraffe 

A hand motion that is used in a situation when someone has made a comment inappropriate to the setting or conversation. Its usage is similar to awkward turtle, and it is comprised of a hand raised so that the elbow, shoulder and wrist form 90 degree angles and the palm faces downward.

In a classroom:
Person 1: There are a lot of homosexuals there.
Person 2: Um...
Person 3 raises hand to make the inappropriate giraffe.

In a conversation:
Person 1 makes a lewd comment or gesture.
Person 2 makes inappropriate giraffe.

inappropriate giraffe by Steven C. Wood December 25, 2008

baby giraffe 

being so drunk that while walking you resemble a newly born giraffe

scott you were smashed on the weekend , you were walking around like a baby giraffe

baby giraffe by supergmoney87 September 9, 2011