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A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more
Your such a therapist. Go ruin some kids life.
by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019
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A hypothetical man (also known as ‘panda’) who says things like “you should go out side and do sport when they look like the only sport they would be good at is rolling down hills. (Hence the nickname ‘panda’).
Oh don’t be a Cohen
by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019
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A man that has a fetish for Pokemon.
Mum: I think you should take a break from Pokemon go or you’ll become a pokeman like *terry who lives in a box down the road

*i do not mean to offend any homeless people called terry who live down your road in a cardboard box. The name is *RANDOM*
by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019
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The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.
by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019
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Boi what you want from me?
Random man: hey whachu doin later.
Woman:Bwywfm.
Random man: yo wtf
by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019
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This is the phrase used by people who just want the George Floyd riots to stop cuz they already caused 20+ deaths already. Normally for their own interest of course.

“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
Imma just get back inside.”
“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
Imma just get back inside”
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