glittershits

once one has finished the anal performance of a lawn gnome born with sparkle herpes the individual thus shits glitter for a month prior to anal discharge and bleeding leaving one feeling refreshed and enlightened similar to the effects of LSD. in other words it is a gateway to happiness

yo i just ate this dank bread and now i got the glittershits

by breadcultツ September 6, 2016

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

Glitter Hoe

Like glitter, she's so clingy and is always all over you. She's a hoe who can't stop trying to ride you wherever you go.

"Stephanie is being a glitter hoe."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Glittersack

I got glittersacked last night!

When you dump a large amount of glitter on your homies ballsack when they are passed out.

Home dog glittersacked me last night when I was passed out!

by DeezNutz98 December 28, 2019

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

Glittercheeks

A username for a gamer girl whore who claims she's a top but has been a bottom since the sperm race, she lives off of anime and questions her sexuality on the daily. She definitely has a friend who's name starts with with an A and is obsessed with Oikawa from Haikyuu.

Damn, I bet she's a Glittercheeks

by Sexy Mango UwU April 26, 2020