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saluting the general

(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.

(verb) process of getting a hard
Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.
by Sing Swang Swunk April 14, 2014
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MTV Generation

MTV is some scummy TV company who want to pump slime into you ears and eyes until money oozes out of your pocket into theirs.

It is pathetic drugery for loosers with no capacity to think or act on their own.

MTV generation is marketing hype made by MTV themselves, what a better way to market themselves than by getting people to say that anyone born in the 80s is "MTV generation", scumbags they are.

MTV is synonymous with anal mucus.
Look I've got no brain, checkout my MTV skillz, as I slob around with my latest trend fashion clothes and live my fake life as a clone and consumer, jumping though hoops and taking crap from the media.
by diatribe April 1, 2004
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Dollar General

a.k.a. 'Dollar Store,' place where you can find some items usually found at Wal~Mart at a convenient Wal~Mart-like price, and only takes a few minutes to get them. Visited more often around August, when parents stock up on school supplies.
stupid people like kebo don't realize that everything in the dollar general like um...the toys and garden hoses, don't break. and anybody who go to dollar general not stupid enough to get toys and garden hoses there. if you need a pack of hanes t-shirts, dollar general. if you need some school paper, dollar general. if you need kool-aid, dollar general. get certain things you can find at wal~mart, only faster.
by nemo April 30, 2004
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Generation Fail

In a time where any kind of information about anything can be found within seconds via the internet, there is no way to do anything right, there are only different degrees of fail to any particular action.

and one cannot argue that he or she did not know about the negative effects of their actions, they were just to lazy to look them up.
generation fail also describes the lack of this generation to come up with any new original ideas or thoughts
Being a vegetarian to save the environment but buying vegetables in PLASTIC boxes and eating them with PLASTIC forks
>Welcome to Generation Fail

Thinking that nobody had the idea to label his generation as a failed generation before
>You are a member, too
by grandmaster fail August 24, 2011
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tickle the general

A play-on-words for "tickling the genitals". Act of male masturbation
"you gotta sweeten the deal a little bit. Right? You gotta tickle the generals"
by jakeandamirfan November 23, 2016
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Generation Zalpha

A Micro Generation that is between Gen Alpha and Gen Z. The dates range from 2010-2012. They are a mix of both generations, this term was also made because no one can decide on when Gen Alpha starts and where Gen Z ends.
Person 1: Hey, I think I'm Gen Z right? I mean this source says so?
Person 2: You're wrong, my source says something different, we're Gen Alpha.
Person 3: You guys are on the cusp, therefore you are Generation Zalpha, between Z and Alpha!
by yammy1 September 6, 2023
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