Fuction

Irritation of the private areas due to the friction that occurs during "fucking"

After having sex with my boy friend, I experienced severe fuction!

by jesykalynne November 17, 2011

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Functionable

HGTV Season 4 Design Star Jason Champion made this word popular during taping of season 4 April 2009. Jason brought Southern to LaLa land and made it an every day word.

This room is not functionable for this family.

by triston fall August 24, 2009

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A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

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funch

It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves

This lady came to me in a dream and said, "Funch. It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves."

Zee's funch was more than he bargained for when it started squirming.

by Archer Sauce April 11, 2007

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Fuct

the level above being 'fucked'; being completely shit out of luck at its utmost.

Teacher 1: I made a bad decision and had sex with one of my students. I'm probably fucked.

Teacher 2: No, you are Fuct.

Teacher 1: I know, I just said that.

Teacher 2: No you said f-u-c-k-e-d. I said F-u-c-t.

Teacher 1: Oh shit, you're probably right because F-u-c-t is much worse than f-u-c-k-e-d.

Teacher 2: It's much worse than ANYTHING.

by Raging Bull January 22, 2008

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