Rat Fucked

To search through said container and only take what one wants taking the good stuff and leaving the leftovers for others.

jeez! This liquor cabinet has been rat fucked to hell. Now there is nothing good left to drink.

by cakdaddy 8==D March 3, 2009

properly fucked

What Rick does to Tara when they are together.

Everytime Rick visits Tara he makes sure she is properly fucked.

by ricvol March 7, 2015

Pillow Fucker

Someone who has consensual sex with a pillow

That Craig sure seems like a pillow fucker

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

That's already been fucked

Something that has already been done, said, or thought of and is perpetuated as being original.

"I just discovered Ed Hardy--he is such an artist!"
"Dude--that's already been fucked."

by Mayo and Moochie January 21, 2010

uncle fucker

funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol

by lewis May 1, 2004

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

by mike July 27, 2004