frumpy art teacher

A teacher whom you dislike no matter what they teach or what they look like.

"Wow she's such a frumpy art teacher. It's the day before christmas break and she gave us an essay on the geometry of areodynamics...bitch."

by Chronny December 25, 2007

Frubble

Total joy over someone else's happiness.

The frubble wells up inside when I watch the kids open their presents.

by savedme January 21, 2009

frumunda cheese

The product of yeast build-up in the moisture of the folds on the male scrotum. It is called "frumunda cheese" becuase it has a cottage cheese-like apperance and smell, and because it comes frumunda (from under) the nuts. The french call it "brie"

Jacque:"Bonjour, Pierre! Would you like to lick the frumunda cheese from my un-washed testicles?"
Pierre: "Hell Oui!"

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.

Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!

by Star_of_david July 21, 2014

Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

Frugal Chinamen

A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet

"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."

by Bennett H September 16, 2008