frentic

This when a dude tickles a woman's vagina with his 0.5 inch cock cock.

NOUN: Frentious
ADVERB: Frentioculous
ADVERB ENHANCING AN ADJECTIVE: Frenticted

Joseph frenticted Wendy

by David Spiteri December 14, 2004

Fexter

Cartoon Vagina

Brett: "Dude, I havent been able to get off recently... so, I found a fexter in my biology book. "
Neil: " great man, can you pass that fexter when your done? I have been having the same problem."

by Titus Queethmoth October 1, 2010

freetard

A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
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ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.

by freekydeeky March 26, 2007

freat

Basically, treat with an "f". Used to describe people that are like fucking presents.

You're a fucking freat.

by freat November 9, 2008

freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

by snowflake50 September 14, 2012

dont fret pet

Jesse Knowles

Dont fret pet

by dontfretpet February 20, 2011

Fexting

When two people who may have slightly awkward sexual tension text eachother but are "just friends"

Daniel: Hey Emily, are you and Rico Suave still texting? It's getting pretty suriousss eh??
Emily: No no Daniel, don't be so naive, we're just fexting!

by D-BLOCK && E-HOEE April 6, 2010