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Fork Union Military Academy

A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).
by joe blows hard January 27, 2013
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You forgot Poland

First said by George W Bush in one of the 2004 Preisidential debates.

Sen. John Kerry said that there were only three countries that participated in the invasion of Iraq - The United States, Britain and Australia.

President Bush correctly pointed out that John Kerry forgot Poland.

The Polish Special Forces unit GROM participated in the invasion of Iraq.

A larger contingint of Polish soldiers were sent to Iraq in August 2003, but GROM forces were in Iraq from the begining.
Kerry: Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Bush: Well, actually, he forgot Poland. And now there's 30 nations involved, standing side by side with our American troops.
by scm77 July 27, 2005
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forgotted

the past tense of forgot...when you're too hyper to think normal
when i left i forgotted to grab my stuff from the frig
by stingerjg March 23, 2005
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I Forgor ๐Ÿ’€

I Forgor ๐Ÿ’€ Is a common term for someone who is a child predator. The term is a way for child predators to mark themselves; to communicate to other predators who may be present as to their plans.
Oh no, I Forgor ๐Ÿ’€
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fork a skank

Seth: what up dog?
John: nothin much, just went over to this hoes house.
Seth: what went down?
John: You know me, i always fork a skank!
Seth: Hell yea bro!
by Clare Morgan September 19, 2006
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Sheeeit, forgot my mask!

Common disgusted refrain two years in.
Jumped out of the Town Car and tripped onto the red carpet, bulbs flashing, "Leo! Leo!"--sheeeit, forgot my mask! I'll look like a tool in Star. Third time today. All that primo Jack Herer weed doesn't help.

"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!
by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022
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Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)
Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!
by Light Joker September 20, 2004
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