Lap-Hop

A genre of music which makes people shake their laps to the rhythem.
一种令人不住抖腿的丧心病狂的音乐

Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.

-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.

抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡

—— 沃兹·吉硕德

by Dr. Mimyselvandeye March 7, 2016

lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.

"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln

by Lively Debate October 31, 2013

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.

"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."

by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015

Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

by JollySmoker July 26, 2010