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Flushed the mouse

To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.
Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.
by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024
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flushed the mouse

to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
by bluesteeler April 8, 2024
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Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.
She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.
by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025
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flustercuck

A clusterfuck for people who can't spell
"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"
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flusterfuck

where you're flustered into a frustrated state
I'm just so flusterfucked because he/she called be beautiful/handsome
by luvbug.4.life September 14, 2025
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Psuedo Flasher

A psuedo flasher is someone who wears their nasty flesh coloured panties out of necessity (it's laundry day, all their other underwear was burnt in a house fire, etc) and the fly on their jeans is wide open. Usually they don't realize this for hours. Upon realization, the psuedo flasher can a)see the hilarity of the situation or b)be completely humilated and move to a different city/country/planet. Ideally a pseudo flasher would feel mildly horrified but mostly pleased.
Cheryl: Man, I was walking around the park all day long, I didn't realize I was being a psuedo flasher until I got home last night.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad February 21, 2011
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virtual flasher

A person who sends a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I met this guy online and he turned out to be a virtual flasher.
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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