double dippin' flippin' jackson

getting a blow job while driving going under 30mph on a back road

my girl gave me a double dippin' flippin' jackson yesturday on the way home.

by big D boyles March 12, 2015

Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014

Filpping

When you misspell flipping when sending a text

What the hell is filpping?
Oh sorry, I meant flipping!

by DoctorrNick July 7, 2015

flappy breast

Breasts so saggy that when you bounce they flap.

Damn, she's so saggy she be flappin'
Yeah she has flappy breasts

by Breastoid November 28, 2016

Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.

Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"

by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018

Flapperfap

When a man uses his fat to masturbate

John had a flapperfap after he seen a gender neutral name on a register

by Flapperfapper3000 February 7, 2018

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020