flampanct

The state of being so high out of your mind you make up words and sentences do not make sense any longer.

Guys, guys...guys. I am FLAMPANCT!

by aman2626 February 22, 2009

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

Flapclack

a word to beware of. A combination of flap and clack which result in the cautious combination of a flapclack. To brutally beat an opposing party.

Andrea: "I'ma slap you!"

Mauricio: "Uhu, ima flapclack yo ass back to the stone age, sisteh!."

by Flapclacker June 4, 2011

farperior

Farperior: Superior, but far.

This was how my gf defined the word when saying she is better than me as in " I am farperior to you"

by sufferingbf October 10, 2013

flamped

Cold, wet, tired, hungry and irritated. Not quite miserable, but close.

I have been flamped the entire trip and if things do not change, I will leave.

by sprocketsvscogs May 5, 2016

Flapanny

Flappany (Pronounced Fla-Panny) is the definition of the unfortunate sight of an enlarged and saggy labia between a females legs.

Dave: Bro, I went down on Jade last night, she was huge! Could have fit my head in there!
Carl: Mate that girl must have a Flapanny!
Dave: You know that! She'll be flapping in the wind for days!

by Superpete December 15, 2016

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017