flapjacks

large breasts with the tendency to sag.

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.

by Edward the Great April 8, 2004

South African Flapjack

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

by ghj December 29, 2007

Fappable

Of sufficient quality to masturbate too

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable

by freakichashew August 22, 2008

Carolina Flapjack

A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.

All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.

by Jickety March 16, 2008

Flappin' ya jibs

disruptive chatter, idle chit chat/gossip,
casual social conversation
possibly an allusion to sound created by a jib sail 'flappin' as wind flows past

Quit flappin' ya jibs and get back to work!

by McClintock February 21, 2007

FlapJacking

Bobbing your legs back and forrth causinfg the excess fat of your thighs to smack together in the hopes of achieving "discreet," public masturbation

Dude I was totally flapjacking in that business meeting today

by levaus January 7, 2014

fappability

The likely hood you would fapp to another person usually on a scale of 1-10

man her fappability is a 9

by darkstalker24 May 24, 2014