Flaming lion

When you spray aerosol around your dick and set it alight then fuck her till the flames go out.

him: hey babe! have you ever seen a flaming lion?
her: no whats that?
him: watch this "flicks cap off of axe body spray"

by Senser. October 6, 2022

Flaming tornado

A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.

I just hit a flaming tornado on that bitch, that shit burnt my pubes off!

by HelicopterLover9999 April 12, 2023

freakin flakin bitch

A bitch who flakes on you ; Doesn't do what they said they would

Person A: I asked superman to go to a party but he was a no show.

Person B: He's such a freakin flakin bitch

by lovesexmagic August 9, 2009

multi-flasking

Bringing multiple flasks to an event where one just won't do.

Got two flasks bro. Two flasks.
Ahh. Multi-flasking. I like it.

by McFALLONohhhya June 18, 2011

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Faking jacks

Frontin’ saying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.

Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying

by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011