fiber-bomb

A psyllium fiber drink, taken with gusto. Similar to Jager-bombs (Jagermeister liquor and RedBull), but with no alcohol; usually Metamucil and water.

Man, I was having terrible shits all week, so I took a fiber-bomb; the very next day I had the best dump of my life - only an insurance-wipe was required!

by KleenBreak May 11, 2010

dark fiber

Fiber-optic cables that have been laid but aren't yet in use

Anyone else concerned how Google is buying up all the dark fiber?

by Washed Heathen September 11, 2005

idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.

Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.

by itscraig January 14, 2010

fierce

when somebody (usually female) is lookin fly or good

She is looking fierce today.
Her outfit is fierce.

by quotshun February 18, 2010

fiberal

A wise and witty observation relating to how today's liberal interacts in the modern world. It is the obvious mix of "fib" (as in lie / liar and deceit) and "iberal" (as in "liberal"- i.e. ignorant, unrealistic socialist who wants big government to solve all problems at the expense of liberty). An accurate portrayal of today's left wing kooks who use revisionist history, rhetoric, character assasination and a complicit media to further their own skewed agenda which flies in the face of history, reason and common sense.

"I turned on the news tonight but couldn't stand the biased trash the fiberals were dishing up, so we played Scrabble instead."

by Frank Klaune July 9, 2004

filer

Someone who pretends to be busy but is really listening to everyone's conversation.

Look at that girl, she's being a filer again!

by nn_paige August 5, 2008

furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP

"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"

by 4nick8r March 14, 2009